How Dare You Call Nick Nolte an Alcoholic?!

Nope, this isn’t a homeless man at the airport, it’s none other than resident drunk Nick Nolte. Sources say he had no issue with his fellow passengers taking photos of him while passed out waiting for his flight in Hawaii Monday night.

What proof was there of his drunkeness you ask? Passengers had to help him put a dollar in a vending machine. That’s their proof?! Then I guess that makes all us with crinkled dollar bills alcoholics too. Seriously, those machines are always a pain in the ass!

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