Who the Fug Is That?! Guess Whose Spunk Lohan Is Swallowing Now?

La Lohan, who is still single and thirsty for new spunk, is rumored to have hooked up with one of Hollywood’s most sought after men.
“They’re talking,” a source close to the pair told Perez Hilton, hinting that a great deal of penetration is involved in these supposed talks.
Sources also state that Lindsay and ______ went out on a romantic date to the Polo Lounge at the Beverly Hills Hotel on Wednesday night.
“No paparazzi,” said the insider of the secret meeting. “Since they’re relationship is new, they wanna keep things as private as possible.”
That’s total bull. He wouldn’t dare let her gargle his balls before me.
The answer after the jump!
Actor/musician Adrien Grenier of ‘Entourage’ fame.
Wasn’t he just poking Paris Hilton in the whiskers a few months ago? They might as well all have sex with each other and get the STD swapping out of the way already.

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NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
comb your hair you goddamned douche.
That Linds is the biggest, loser! She is a whore and always will be! Who in their right mind would hire that liar?! Who would buy her talentless CD?! Make her go away!
THAT guy is one of Hollywood’s most sought after actor???!!! Who the fuck is he??! You know, not everyone gets the movie channels. Most of the movies they show are shit, and I’m not paying ‘em for that. But really. Ease up on the hype. I’m sorry but this guy is B-list at best.