Pete Wentz Has a Passion For Fashion

January 11th, 2008

By: Melysa

Pete Wentz is fast becoming my favorite queen to laugh at in Hollywood. The idea that women desire to taste his peen is absolutely hilarious to me. The boy spends more time doing his her and makeup in one hour than I do all week.

All that aside, Star Magazine claims Wentz’s inner vagina loves to cuddle up with some needle and thread in hand. Shocker, I know.

“Sewing is very calming to him,” says a Star Magazine spy.

“Girlfriend Ashlee Simpson likes formfitting clothes, but Pete thought some were too tight and revealing-so he decided to take them out a bit for her.”

He took them out for her? No man I’m dating better adjust my clothes– ever. On top of the fact that it’s flaming gay, it’s also rude. Too tight and revealing?? B*tch, that’s not YOUR call.