Tila Tequila is Peen Size

Asian beauty and reality show slut Tila Tequila was photographed outside Voda Spa in West Hollywood this week. For as many different cultures as I’ve hooked-up with, I still haven’t been with an Asian chick. This is something I promised myself I would remedy in ’08. Preferably with Tila, because she looks like a dirty girl– extra dirty. As in, rub her tongue in a circular motion around my sphincter dirty.
More photos after the jump!





There has GOT to be better looking Asian women to sleep with than this thing. This thing is a pan faced pumpkin head.