Jessica Alba’s Boobage Packing on the Pounds

January 11th, 2008

By: Melysa

Actress Jessica Alba attends V-Day and Glamour Kick Off V-Day’s 10th Anniversary at Craft in Los Angeles hosted by Eve Ensler, Cindi Leive, and Paula Wagner.

Amazing, we’re not even halfway through the month of January and already there are events being thrown in honor of Valentine’s Day. SMH.

Anyhoo, here’s Jessica Alba putting her ever increasing mammaries to good use at the Glamour Kick Off V-Day’s 10th Anniversary in L.A. yesterday.

With regards to her pregnancy, she told People magazine—

“It’s awesome. It’s the best time ever. I have two movies coming out, a baby, a fiancé – everything.”

“I don’t know if anyone wants me in their movies [when I'm] six months pregnant,” she joked. “I’ll get the fire and I’ll want to work again, but right now it’s a time to relax and sit back.”

“I hope [my dress] won’t pop while I’m up here,” she said. “And if it does, you’re all women, and I think you’ll understand it. [When you're pregnant], your breasts are engorged and your stomach is getting bigger. . . . And the ass, too, that’s getting bigger by the second!”

I can’t get over the fact that the broad is pregnant. Poor, Cash Warren, he never stood a chance. You know she totally poked holes in the condoms. They’re engaged now, so her plan worked.

Women do shit like this all the time, then whine when their husband cheats on them and runs off with the new girl. Next time maybe they’ll learn to let them go, instead of guilting them into marriage via pregnancy.