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Casey Aldridge Demands Paternity Test
Things are heating up with Jamie Lynn Spears‘s pregnancy.
The 17-year-old and alleged father of the baby, Casey Aldridge, has requested that Jamie undergo a paternity after rumors surfaced she was actually impregnated by a tv exec over over at the Disney Channel.
Via In Touch Weekly:
“He wants a paternity test,” Britney told the Spears family friend, according to In Touch Weekly. “Casey doesn’t want to be with her until he’s sure that he’s the father.”
Damn, shit’s really gonna hit the fan now. This reads like an episode of ‘Law and Order: SVU’.
Meanwhile, sister Britney Spears and pap Adnan Ghalib are in Mexico, most likely having sex up against some hotel wall.
While at the hotel, Spears stopped in a gift shop and purchased an imitation Gucci bag and another bag while Ghalib bought a rosary, spending a total of $60, El Vigia reports.
“She looked serious and haggard,” a sales clerk told the paper in Spanish. “She didn’t have makeup.” on.”
Of course she looked haggard. As if she were to bathe after sex. She probably leaves the jizz to dry on her back so she can smell of f^ck all day.
This is getting better every day
I really hope the exec is the dad.
Duh, my name is Jamie Lynn, and I’m a dumb hillbilly idiot who can’t even graduate high school cuz I’m too dumb. I have low IQ and I say oh my god a lot. I’m the biggest hick idiot in town, oh yeah, and the biggest slut, I love doing a lot of guys, and when somebody axes me a question, I always say DUH.