Douchebag Of The Day: Donald Trump

Thank you sweet, innocent, baby Jesus in swaddling clothes. “The Donald” has finally decided to put his ridiculously embarrassing PR stunt to rest and announce (spoiler alert!) that he’s NOT running for President (surprise, surprise). Mr. Trump has been a “celebrity” figure for years now, so we don’t have to dig too deep to come up with reasons why he’s the douch-iest of douches, but that won’t stop us from trying!

First and foremost, when you question the birthplace and credibility of the leader of the free world you’re more than likely going to be considered a vaginal suppository. Additionally, there is the unsightly, ambiguous, synthetic “hair” on his head, his “carnival barking” (best Presidential diss EVER!) “reality show”, and last, but not least, the numerous shady business dealings and financial mismanagment of several business.

Donald Trump, this douche is for you!