Muffy Released from Prison

Michelle Rodriguez has been released from prison early, reports TMZ. The actress was in jail for incidents relating to a DUI conviction.

Having only served 17 days of her original 180 day sentence, it has yet been determined why the actress was released from Lynwood early.

A celebrity was released early? Wow, I’m shocked and appalled. Not by the system, but that she hasn’t yet committed another crime and been thrown back in the clinker.

I figured an entire building filled with nothing but vag would entice her to stay in the clinker.

Fish tacos in the house!