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January 8, 2008 @ 10:00 AM / By Melysa F-Listed contributing writer
Tara Reid Is a Useless Drunken Lay
A drunken Tara Reid stumbled with Alfie Allen (Lily Allen‘s younger brother) through London last night looking like she might hurl any second.
Girls like Tara Reid are the worst. They’re the kind who call you a p^ssy after you refuse to do whiskey shots with them (No one wants a whiskey d*ck!), but you let her go at it because there’s this bone in your body telling you you’re gonna get laid. But then the ho drinks too damn much and winds up passing out when you get back to the pad. So much for your great plan.
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dis is another eg of ppl bein famous 4 notherin lol dis bitch is only in da papers now cos she so dang skinny if da wind blows she b up up n away did 1 movie american pie 1 hit wounder bitch sit down sum where wit sum chesse burgers danm how she no alfie allen another 1 famous 4 bein lily allens brother shyt get ure own status