Eww!!! Snooki Spent An Entire Day Pleasuring Herself

We are doing you the favor of busting out this post before you chow down on lunch, mainly because the thought of Snooki engaging in any sort of sexual activity will inevitably prompt you to vom in your mouth. Find out about Snooki’s self-pleasuring habits after the jump.

If you missed Thursday’s episode of the Jersey Shore, you spared yourself the awkwardness of witnessing the epitome of a TMI conversation between Snooki, JWoww and Deena. When the three were talking about why women can’t just fess up to their masturbation habits, Snooki saw it as the perfect opportunity to chime in with her own story:

“You work your muscles — remember I did it all day once and couldn’t move?

“Everytime we have a conversation, its’ some f—– up conversation. We have no shame in discussing our sex life.”

F**ked up doesn’t even begin to describe the extent of that conversation.

Via: Radar Online