Beauty And The Beast: Victoria Silvstedt Looks Exponentially Hotter Next To Flabby Beached Whale

So I guess that whole thing about me trying to be nicer to my fellow man, woman and child just went to hell in a hand basket when I saw the photo above. Victoria Silvstedt, you’re quite a hottie. The she-man in the background? Not so much. Find out more about this hilarious image after the jump.

While hanging out beach side, Victoria looked her usual smokin’ self, decked out in a white bikini and brown cowboy hat. She then came across a beached whale of gray and flabby proportions that she couldn’t help but take a closer look at, culminating in one classic photo op. Lets all cross our fingers and make wishes on birthday cakes all across this great nation that Victoria takes this as a sign to never, EVER let herself go. You don’t want this to be your after picture in 30 years.