Tony Parker Is An Idiot, The Definitive Eva Longoria Gallery (PHOTOS)

Tony Parker is a moron. Eva Longoria is one of the world’s most beautiful, sexiest women and he went off and allegedly started shacking up with a teammate’s sloppy seconds. Yup, you suck. So in honor of Tony’s stupidity and Eva’ phenomenal looks, we bring to you the ultimate gallery to end all galleries of this stunner. Check it out after the jump.