Chuck Norris Doesn't Have a Sense of Humor

First it was Katherine Heigl, now Chuck Norris.

The martial arts master is suing the publishers that printed a satirical book containing “mythical facts” about him. He claims the book, based upon the website www.ChuckNorrisFacts.com, unfairly exploits his name.

The book capitalizes on “mythical facts” that have been circulating on the Internet since 2005 that poke fun at Norris’ tough-guy image and super-human abilities, the suit said.

It includes such humorous “facts” as “Chuck Norris’s tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried” and “Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits,” the suit said, as well as “Chuck Norris can charge a cell phone by rubbing it against his beard.”

“Some of the ‘facts’ in the book are racist, lewd or portray Mr. Norris as engaged in illegal activities,” the lawsuit alleges.

Political correctness is ruining this damn country. People, let’s not get carried away! It’s supposed to be funny… laugh!

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