Lindsay the Nymphomaniac

Sounds like someone is strapped for cash. Lindsay Lohan’s loser ex-boyfriend Riley Giles dished to News of the World on how the recovering star replaced drugs and alcohol with his peen.

He explained: “When you orgasm, your endorphins shoot up and it becomes a massive natural high. If you have an addictive personality like Lindsay you need that to replace the highs you got from taking drugs all the time. Sex became a key part of her recovery.”

Can you blame her? A girl needs to get off on something. Did people expect she’d become a damn nun?

In an exclusive interview he said: “Lindsay’s definitely a nymphomaniac. She’s wild in bed. We’d have sex a couple of times in the day and then go to it through the night.

“We once did it four times in a row straight. That was crazy. Lindsay was insatiable. She’d demand sex again and again. We’d go at it for hours. She’d have worn out most guys.”

For hours straight? Girl must have been on something.

Don’t get me wrong, I love the peen as much as the next, but we can only lubricate ourselves for so long before it starts to swell and hurt.

But then again porn stars gang bang hundreds of guys without so much as one tear, so hell if I understand.

Maybe Lindsay’s poon is magical after all.

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