No Sex For Katy Perry During Her Honeymoon, What A Bummer

Poor Katy Perry! But I think I probably feel even worse for the always sexually-voracious horn dog Russell Brand. Find out why Katy wasn’t in the mood to shag her new hubby after the jump.

Katy and Russell weren’t able to indulge in all the post-wedding banging while on their honeymoon in the Maldives because Katy allegedly got bitten by a spider. She was taking medication for the bite was so tired that she wasn’t up for getting the deed done. Even more pathetic than that, the couple had already abstained for sex for a month because they wanted to have almost a second virginity bang. Damn Katy, you couldn’t have just sucked it up — or sucked something else — in the meantime until you got back on your feet? Selfish! I give this relationship a year before it’s down the tubes.

Via: The Blemish