Actress & Model, Kim Smith

The moment I realized there was no Santa Claus was sometime around my being 8-years-old. I asked him for a life-size blow up doll for me to mess around with but he never brought it.

Instead Santa brought me a Playskool kitchen. It wasn’t so bad in the end. The kitchen came with a bowl of fruit. Let’s just say, I kept the banana in my nightstand for easy access.

Never one to lose faith, this year I am asking Santa Claus for life-size blow up  model/actress Kim Smith. Certainly her tongue will rouse more out of me than a banana.

More photos after the jump!