Music Mondays: Britney Spears' "Piece of Me"

The official video for Britney Spears‘ “Piece of Me” is out now. It’s not as big a train wreck as “Gimme More”; she actually kinda dances in this one. Still, it’s pretty damn horrible.

And the lyrics– SMH –she’s so clueless. She really thinks everyone else is to blame.

Click here for the video.

Read the lyrics after the jump!

I’m Miss American Dream since I was 17

Don’t matter if I step on the scene

Or sneak away to the Philippines

They still got pictures of my derrière in the magazine

You want a piece of me?

You want a piece of me…

I’m Miss bad media karma

Another day another drama

Guess I can’t see no harm

In working and being a mama

And with a kid on my arm

I’m still an exception

And you want a piece of me

I’m Mrs. Lifestyles of the rich and famous

(You want a piece of me)

I’m Mrs. Oh my God that Britney’s Shameless

(You want a piece of me)

I’m Mrs. Exta! Extra! this just in

(You want a piece of me)

I’m Mrs. she’s too big now she’s too thin

(You want a piece of me)

I’m Mrs. ‘You want a piece of me?’

Tryin’ and pissin’ me off

Well get in line with the paparazzi

Who’s flippin’ me off

Hopin’ I’ll resort to startin’ havoc

And end up settlin’ in court

Now are you sure you want a piece of me?

I’m Mrs. ‘Most likely to get on TV for strippin’ on the streets’

When getting the groceries, no, for real..

Are you kidding me?

Causing panic in the industry

I mean, please, do you want a piece of me?

I’m Mrs. Lifestyles of the rich and famous

(You want a piece of me)

I’m Mrs. Oh my God that Britney’s Shameless

(You want a piece of me)

I’m Mrs. Exta! Extra! this just in

(You want a piece of me)

I’m Mrs. she’s too big now she’s too thin

(You want a piece of me)

I’m Miss American Dream since I was 17

Don’t matter if I step on the scene

Or sneak away to the Philippines

They still got pictures of my derrière in the magazine

You want a piece of me?

You want a piece of me…

You want a piece of me?

I’m Mrs. Lifestyles of the rich and famous

(You want a piece of me)

I’m Mrs. Oh my God that Britney’s Shameless

(You want a piece of me)

I’m Mrs. Exta! Extra! this just in

(You want a piece of me)

I’m Mrs. she’s too big now she’s too thin

(You want a piece of me)

I’m Mrs. Lifestyles of the rich and famous

(You want a piece of me)

I’m Mrs. Oh my God that Britney’s Shameless

(You want a piece of me)

I’m Mrs. Exta! Extra! this just in

(You want a piece of me)

I’m Mrs. she’s too big now she’s too thin

(You want a piece of me)

Oh yeah

You want a piece of me