Sextoid Of The Day: Marriage Really Does Kill Your Sex Life

It’s suppose to be the happiest day of your life, but considering that saying ‘I do’ means kissing your kinky, hot sex life goodbye, I’m not sure those are really tears of joy streaming down your face. Find out more about the study that just proves everyone’s worst marriage fears after the jump.

Researchers in England have found that pre-marriage, couples will often have sex more than four times a week. But after about three years of marriage that number drops to couples being lucky to have sex once every week! Even more startling: many of the married people involved in the lovinglinks.co.uk poll said that they viewed their spouse as more of a friend than a lover. One spokesman said:

“A partner might be supportive, funny, intelligent and kind, but if they don’t inspire confidence in the bedroom, or don’t meet expectations sexually, life can be frustrating.”

Frustrating? Frustrating?!? I’d definitely say frustrating is a bit of an understatement when you’re tackling ass in seven day increments. That’s just so sad and pathetic, I’m wondering why anyone would ever think hauling their cookies down the aisle would be a good idea.

Via: News.com.au