High School Football Coach Really, Really Excited About Hiring A Prostitute

Most high school football coaches would be happy to win the big game or score a stellar QB. But 68-year-old John Maronto gets excited by a few more less wholesome things. Find out what went down when he got busted for soliciting a prostitute after the jump.

The Mainland High School coach was caught soliciting an undercover officer whom he thought was a prostitute. But the best part of this whole thing is how John acted when he thought he was about to get a very reasonably priced lay:

“Undercover then asked defendant, ‘what are you looking for?’ Defendant stated to undercover, ‘sex!’ Undercover then asked defendant ‘how much you have?’ Defendant stated ‘I have $50!’”

$50?? Really? Now I don’t know what the going rate for back-alley, prostitute sex is these days, but did John really think that $50 was going to do the trick. His ass should have been arrested for just being cheap as hell.

Via: Deadspin