HEARTY BREAKFAST

Model at Midnight: Katja Shchekina (Celebslam)

Breezy Stans Go Hard: Thirsty Broads Pile Up In The Trunk Of His SUV For Some Post-Club Shenanigans (Bossip)

20 Classic Movie Farts in 2 Minutes (FilmDrunk)

The Best Cheerleading Scandals (The Frisky)

DMX Disses Plies, Says He’s One Of The Worst Rappers Out [Video] (HipHopWired)

So Long, Summer: The Best Beach Shots of 2010 (Popeater)

Paris Hilton Out Of Jail In Half The Normal Time (Tittle Tattle)

Carley Stenson and Melissa Walton in Bikinis (HQ-Celebrity)

Cameron Diaz & A-Rod Moving in Together? (Anything Hollywood)

Pamela Anderson “Getting Into Bed With Nokia” (I’m Not Obsessed)

In Celebration of Darrelle Revis’s New Contract, Our 10 Favorite Revis Island Tributes (BroBible)

Gallery: Back-to-School Babes (The Smoking Jacket)

Underground Comedy 2010 Trailer (Heavy)

A Gallery of Real Life Superheroes (Unreality Mag)

Kelly Osbourne Performs With Pussycat Dolls (Amy Grindhouse)

15 Extreme Food Concoctions Of Epic Proportions (Caveman Circus)

Kanye West: In Therapy on Twitter? (Popeater)

2010 Notre Dame Wigger Fight Videos: South Bend Gangstas Duke It Out Before Purdue Tilt (Busted Coverage)

Audrina Patridge Throws One High And Hard (Don Chavez)

Out & About With Ashley Greene On The Streets Of Paris (DJ Mick)

Pictures From Barbara Mori’s GQ September Mexican Issue (Anyguey)