Amy Winehouse is Going to Die This Christmas

Perhaps the smartest, and yet dumbest decision made this year, singer Amy Winehouse has decided to get her life in order and enter rehab after all.

But before kicking her crack way of life for the coming New Year, she’s decided to have one final binge blowout.

Her team are going ahead with plans to send her on a one-week rehab and detox treatment course in Israel, as revealed in The Sun last week. But the Back To Black star wants a festive season binge first — including a party at her new flat in Bow, East London.

“She wants to give the performance of her life in LA. But she’s going to throw a party over Christmas — which will probably be a messy affair.” Amy — whose husband Blake, 25, is in jail awaiting trial for assault — suffered a drug overdose in August and briefly attended a rehab centre in Essex.

Her pal said: “Things have got worse for Amy since Blake was jailed. She’s been taking more drugs than ever. It’s become like having a cup of tea.”

The moron is never going to give herself the opportunity to succeed at rehab because she’s going to wind up killing herself.  Hopefully the paparazzi will have hired an ambulance to wait outside her flat.  We all know she’s going to need to be rescued.

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