Kim Kardashian Looks Deformed

“You know, that Kardashian girl, the daughter of Robert? She has such a pretty face, but she’s so deformed!”  These were my mother’s words earlier today.  I nearly peed my pants.

She went on to say, “That butt of hers… it’s just.. it’s soo big!” Evidently, she’d never heard of the ass implants rumors.  She then went on to ask me if I have any sex tapes she should be worried about.  I think my laughter gave my answer away.

But enough about me, here are the Kardashian sisters– Kim, Kourtney, and Khloe– torturing some poor Mexican at Beach in Cabo San Lucas.

More photos after the jump!