December 12, 2007 @ 10:27 AM / By Melysa F-Listed contributing writer

Eva Longoria Thinks Sperm Gives Acne

Eva Longoria Thinks Sperm Gives Acne >>> The French tramp who alleges to have banged Tony Parket after he wed Eva Longoria

Some skank has told X17.com she had an affair with Tony Parker after their July 7 wedding.

SMH. Why do tramps always want the world to know just how big their cavity is?

Anyhoo, according to the skank Eva isn’t too adventuresome in the bedroom, which really.. is it any surprise?

“He said that Eva sexually speaking does not want to do certain things. She do not want to make love in front of a mirror, does not like certain position and thinks that sperm gives acne,” Alexandra told X17online.

Ahaha. In other words, it’s not that she doesn’t like it doggie style or up the butt or on a swing or any of that. The real issue is that Eva Longoria doesn’t like facials and this French Victoria’s Secret model Alexandra Paressant looooovvvveeeessss the jizz.

No doubt Tony points his ginormous black rooster at her and just lets it unload all over her pretty face. I can just see her rubbing it all over herself, because, you know, that’s what I like to do, I mean, that’s what skanks do. Exactly.

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  1. jason says:
    December 12, 2007 at 10:51 am

    very hot. more VS models please.

    Reply
  2. filly says:
    December 12, 2007 at 8:58 pm

    Alexandra Paressant is a fake!

    There have been rumors all over Europe about her fucking all the soccer players in France, Spain etc…(Ronaldinho…)

    She does NOT exist!

    Reply
  3. Cheeba 7 says:
    April 18, 2008 at 4:22 am

    Never really impressed with her. She is a stick.

    Reply

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