HEARTY BREAKFAST

Shakira In Hot Water After Fountain Romp (Popeater)

Club Bans Fat Women: “No Big Girls Allowed” (Bossip)

Hurr: Iron Man Writers Get $1 Million to Write Live-Action Ninja Turtles (FilmDrunk)

Kanye West Promises To Drop A New Song Every Week Until Christmas (HipHopWired)

Wyclef Jean: ‘Haiti Has Disqualified Me’ for Presidency (Popeater)

Megan Fox Wears Her Son’s Clothes (Celebslam)

NSFW: Kristen McMenamy is Some Model With Nudity of the Day (Drunken Stepfather)

NSFW: Some Hot Lesbian Action Helps Ring In The Week (Dirty Rotten Whore)

Drunk Falls Asleep Standing Up (Totally Crap)

The Top Five Dirtiest Texts from TextsFromLastSex.com (BroBible)

Meet Wendy 4, aka Wendy Fiore, aka Wendy Combattente (The Smoking Jacket)

Shauna Sand Still In A Bikini (Don Chavez)

Tammin Sursok InStyle Summer Soiree Photos (DJ Mick)

Gueys Of The World: Sandor Orsi Proves European TV Is Better (Anyguey)

LeAnn Rimes Shows Off Body in Sexy Retro Navy Blue Bikini! (Why Fame)

The Holy Grail of BBQs (Just A Guy Thing)

Whitney Port Will Attempt to be Sexy for Maxim (Amy Grindhouse)

The 100 Hottest Pictures You Will See This Week. Satisfaction Guaranteed Or Your Money Back! (Caveman Circus)

How They Could Have Ended: 10 Alternate Endings to Popular Movies (Unreality Mag)

The 20 Awesomest Asian TV Commercials (Heavy)

15 Words for Vagina That Women Hate (BroBible)

Girls are Hot for Good & Plenty and Cucumbers (The Smoking Jacket)