Tila Tequila is Jack Worthy

Tila Tequila in the Dec. 2007 issue of Jack Magazine

Whether or not Tila Tequila really does love licking carpet doesn’t take away the fact that she’s a whore. I’m sorry, did I say whore? I meant whore. I mean, hot. Yes, that’s what I mean.  Tila Tequila is hot.

Of course, she’s not Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie hot, but a person’s jacking standards aren’t exactly the same as the standards one has for actually dating a person. That’s why she’s in the Dec. 2007 issue of Jack Magazine, not Weddings & Babies or some crap.

Tila Tequila in the Dec. 2007 issue of Jack MagazineTila Tequila in the Dec. 2007 issue of Jack MagazineTila Tequila in the Dec. 2007 issue of Jack Magazine

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4 Comments on “Tila Tequila is Jack Worthy”


  1. She’s really hot. And a whore, too.

  2. I FOUND JESUS

    SHE’S A HOT WHORE! DAMMIT!!!

  3. LadieMorticia

    She is a little bobbleheadish…..she looks like a human BRATZ doll!!! Lol

  4. LadieMorticia

    She is a little bobbleheadish…..she looks like a human BRATZ doll!!! Lol She’s cute tho

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