Paraguay's Hot Soccer Fan Larissa Riquelme Got Robbed In Rio!

Say it ain’t so?!? Our beloved and incredibly well-endowed Paraguyan soccer fan got robbed while hanging out in Rio! Find out what happened to the beautiful Larissa Riquelme after the jump.

Larissa was strolling the streets of the Ipanema neighborhood of Rio de Janeiro when several assailants attacked her, stealing her wallet passport and two digital cameras. But before you hop on a plane to defend this hottie’s honor, she jumped on Twitter to let all her adoring fans know she was all right:

“I’m fine, thank you all for your support!”

Who would ever think to jeopardize this stunner’s safety? What fiendish a person would think that robbing the world’s sexiest soccer fan would be a good idea? Some tool who wouldn’t have a hope in hell of getting in this chick’s pants, that’s who! But I’m sure if you feel to need to track down these scumbags and bring them to justice, Larissa would be very, very grateful. And you know what happens when Larissa gets grateful and happy. She gets naked and everyone else gets happy.

Via: The Huffington Post