No, You're Not Dreaming, There Really Is Stripper Cage Fighting!

…And you can thank the good people at Cheetahs in Phoenix for making every man’s dream a wonderfully a**-kicking reality. Find out more about this wildly awesome pastime after the jump.

While there may be a few copycat cage fighting/stripper events out there, Cheetahs was the first to make the leap from lap dances to left hooks. Cheetahs has been hosting its stripper cage fights for quite some time, but the events seem to have only gotten bigger and bigger. While at first glance you’d probably expect to see some girly b*tch-slapping, shoving and hair pulling, you’d be really, really mistaken. These chicks don boxing gloves and go at each other like big-breasted versions of Floyd Mayweather and Manny Pacquiao. Some folks over at the Phoenix Times moseyed on over to Cheetahs for a night of stripper cage fighting and summed up their experience as follows:

By the time the first stripper cage fight starts, Bootstrap and I have both seen so many shaking butt cheeks that we have ass-seizure fatigue. But the fight was an unexpected reprieve from gratuitous T&A.

The combatants, two dancers named Hazel and Erica, both donned boxing gloves and protective head gear for the bout. When the DJ announced the start of the fight, they flew at each other like a couple of grizzly prize fighters, swinging fists, knees, and elbows. There was no hair pulling or scratching — just straight-up scrapping, headlocks and all.

These chicks are hardcore…and we like it. Might not be bad way to spend a night in Phoenix.

Via: Phoenix Times