Firecrotch Wins

Riley Giles may be out of the picture, but that doesn’t mean her poon’s not getting any action. First linked to newly single Heath Ledger, LindsayLohan has now been linked to both her and frenemy Paris Hilton‘s ex-boyfriend, Stavros Niarchos.

Just the other night Paris tried hooking up with Niarchos, but according to sources he “wanted nothing to do with her and seemed so annoyed by her, he left the party” to go hang with Lindsay.

Buya! Of course Stavros didn’t want to hook up with Paris, the woman is a damn STD factory! She has so many STDs they’ve mutated into knew and unnamed strains! Lindsay, on the other hand, the girls looks like she’d be a wild women in bed.

She has those kind of hungry looking eyes that says, “I want to taste every single drop.”

More photos after the jump!

 

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