Hookers Are Worth More than Tara Reid

It must be real sad being Tara Reid these days. According to Page Six, Tara had tried charging $25,000 to $30,000 for her club appearances, but sadly was only able to get a mere $3,500.
SMH. Who does the girl think she is, Paris Hilton?
Sounds to me like she was charging $3,500 per STD. Kinda makes you wonder how much she charges for sex. What am I saying?! The girl probably just barters her poon for blow. Who’d be stupid enough to pay for something you can get practically for free?
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Amyone who was in the Big Lebowski should get 5K forever.